Franchise Failures: Vampire Rain (machinima)

VAMPIRE RAIN
by UberHaxorNova. Vampire Rain is known among many as the worst 360 game thus far. Nova takes his first look at the game, and reviews the adversary.
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25 Responses to “Franchise Failures: Vampire Rain (machinima)”

  • 123wowboy123 says:

    You are the master …
    You are the master of patience..
    You deserve 50 medals..

  • Halo3Addict33 says:

    his computer broke
    his computer broke

  • bmxboy443 says:

    I have this piece …
    I have this piece of shit… this game in its vampiric ass.

  • CrocodileFunkee says:

    I’ve beaten this …
    I’ve beaten this game… TWICE

  • seanthebrawn says:

    haha my friend …
    haha my friend bought this and we played it for ages. not fun… not interesting. the voice acting is about the only good thing because you laugh your off at the shittyness.
    i mean the first thing u do when you play new games is press all the buttons to find out the controls. as soon as i pressed A to watch him jump i realized how fail this is. its like gravity is over 9000 to what it is on earth its just… UH! fuck.

    that is all.

  • ModernWarfare2000 says:

    no…. NO OFFENSE …
    no…. NO OFFENSE BUT that means you suck! what other games do you play? NOT BEING MEAN

  • ModernWarfare2000 says:

    i liked his vids …
    i liked his vids they were funny lol im mad as lol

  • homestarrunner224 says:

    whyd this guy stop …
    whyd this guy stop making these videos? i loved these but he only made 2 and i was very dissapointed

  • Ungbunga says:

    i would rather play …
    i would rather play vampire rain than mw2 multiplayer becuase in both game if an enemy sees you your fucked

  • Derfonic says:

    lol, i love getting …
    lol, i love getting thumbed down for having an opinion.

  • oxymoron2345 says:

    Since you had the …
    Since you had the balls to beat this game, SHAME ON YOU!!!

  • BlackLightVirus says:

    I bought thinking …
    I bought thinking this could be an ok game but no. Like you I stoped playing the game on the second level.

  • zeromaster212 says:

    man the voice …
    man the voice acting sucks worse than the vamps

  • Derfonic says:

    Excuse my …
    Excuse my grammatical errors in that last post :|
    Anyway, I guess to each his own. I quite enjoyed the game but I can see why it wasn’t popular. I just didn’t think it would be hated to this extent.

  • Derfonic says:

    Not quite. There …
    Not quite. There the government want a war with night walkers so they have an excuse to destroy them all while the night walkers wish to turn the world into night walkers. However, the head night walkers have peaceful means. The story itself is actually really good, its the main thing that kept me playing. The dialogue isn’t perfect but its by no means bad and there are some genuinely good plot twists.

  • Momentum139 says:

    As far as I’m aware …
    As far as I’m aware through videos, playing some of the levels on rental, and reading – Its a pastiche of typical “the government is evil” stories – attempting to redo Metal Gear, then the character takes a fashion tip from Splinter Cell and has a dark past that according to reviews is barely described or is mentioned scarcely, the Vampires are only slightly better than Twilight Sparklepires, and the game is not even remotely fun after a while (this I know personally). And the dialogue is cliche

  • Derfonic says:

    Underrated game. I …
    Underrated game. I completed it and loved it, the first few levels sucked but it really picks up half way through and the story is surprisingly good. Be patient and you can have some fun with Vampire Rain.

  • seanrimada says:

    you are so funny, …
    you are so funny, please post more “franchise failiures”

  • Fralohalo says:

    Once they see you, …
    Once they see you, Your fucked. such a true fact, why they made the game? its a joke and a mystery

  • sherrie553 says:

    i would have like …
    i would have like this game if it wasent the vampires being invisible one hit and your dead

  • Frisby2007 says:

    Nice review. Never …
    Nice review. Never played Splinter Cell, but I thought the gameplay was stolen from something. That dark ally scene was so predictable & a typical cliche. And yes, we played & beat it. it took us like 1 WEEK!!!!! Thankfully, my bros friend let us borrow it (shame on him for buying it). This would’ve better off as a movie, not a game.

  • Feijoada1 says:

    lol
    lol

  • punksuit69 says:

    3:24 908
    3:24 908

  • LuckySharm says:

    I agree. The …
    I agree. The gameplay from what I see here kind of makes sense too. That enemy encounters are your worst nightmare and that the safest way to kill a vampire/zombie/whatever is from long distance and narrow straightaways. But the gameplay just seems too dull and unforgiving from what I see.

  • TheRealToony says:

    This is one of …
    This is one of those games that upsets me for it’s suckiness. Because it’s an awesome concept, and the story actually sounds cool, but it’s ruined by gameplay. It’s not like movie tie in games or generic bad shooters and such. The concept sounded cool.

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